Privacy policy
Short, because a static site without accounts gathers almost nothing.
What is held
Nothing that identifies you, unless you choose to send an email. No account exists to create, no list to join and no form on any page.
Server records
The usual web server log: an IP address, a timestamp, the file requested and the browser string. It keeps the site running, is cleared on a rolling basis and is joined to nothing.
A message to [email protected] is kept only as long as answering it takes. The address joins no list and goes to nobody.
Cookies, analytics, advertising
None of the three. This site sets no cookie, runs no analytics script and carries no advertising pixel, and there is no JavaScript on any page. A cookie that appears after an order link belongs to the seller's checkout.
The single third party
Two typefaces load from Google Fonts, so your browser requests those files from Google. That is the extent of the outside involvement.
After you leave
Package buttons hand you to the seller. Their policy and their payment processing apply from that point; card details and basket contents are never visible here.
Security
Static files, no database, no login and no customer record. That follows from how the site is built rather than from a security programme, but it means there is nothing of that kind to lose.
Where the files sit
Ordinary web hosting, serving files that were written once and do not change between visits. Nothing is generated per visitor, which is another way of saying there is nothing about you for the server to generate it from.
Age
Written for adults buying an adult product, and not aimed at children.
Requests
A revision carries a new date in the footer. Anyone wanting to know what is held about them, or wanting it erased, should write in through the contact page.